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Hello! I've had some recent troubles with some trolls, and I think I've developed some helpful and probably deranged methods of dealing with them. Such as:

Blocking them.
This would be the easiest, for it would involve no argument, however.. It also depends on the type of troll/hater. If they're the ranting type, (ex. Writes a Journal on you) this method may not work, because they have free will of their account.

Approaching Them Nicely:
Ask them to stop, no need to fight with a complete stranger, right? Trolls just want to make you mad, so if you stay nice and non-angry, they'll eventually bore of you and leave you alone.

Approaching Them With Complete Anger:
This is the method most people use, and trust me, it dosnt work so well. But that also depends on the type of troll as well.

Ask To Be Their Friend:
Trolls are lonely and want attention. Find something interesting you both might enjoy and talk about that instead.

Approaching Them Like A Vortigaunt:
Approach the troll peacfully, and speak to them using a calm voice, but still has a slight irritated tone, and as it gets more intense, bring up more of the anger in the tone.

Approaching The... Like Batman:
Pffft.

Agree With The Troll:
Troll: You're stupid.!!!!1
Me: Yes. Yes I am. c:

Ending Argument With A Random Statement (Stolen Idea, Not Taking Credit):
Troll: You're stupid.!!!!1
Me: What? :C
Troll: and ugly.
Me: WORMBABIES

So... Yeah. Some random ways I deal with Trolls and shit like that. Most of these ideas I dont take credit for. Teehee.


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sadielizyy Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
cool ^^ i could see some of these working :3
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Surgetic Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Some of them do. ^w^
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sadielizyy Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yay :iconhighfive:
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chibi-nicki Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Student Artist
IM A TROLL ;3; (homestuck lol) ;D
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Hollyleaf18 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I usually just annoy them until they go away. XD
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Surgetic Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awesome. :3
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Koala-Sam Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
what about people with joke links on their signature???are they trolls too???
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Surgetic Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not really. Thats just good DA fun, unless people take it the wrong way.
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Koala-Sam Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
ok
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